Girl Walks Into A Bar (And Finds Religion)

“As we make our way to Montserrat,”¬†Adria says, “let’s talk about the one religion common to most, if not all, of Europe.” I look at him and listen intently, wondering which religion he meant. As our van speeds up the highway and a complex of fields comes up on our right, Adria continues. “I am talking, of course, about football.”